Monday, November 17, 2008
Hollywood Bound
With John McCain's loss on November 4th came the reality that his campaign staff would need to find new work. While many returned to Washington to continue with their lives as they were before joining the McCain campaign, Tucker Bounds' new-found celebrity afforded him different opportunities. So the former campaign spokesman, and certified douche, packed up his car and drove out to Hollywood to begin a career in acting. The poster for his first feature film appears below:
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tucker Bound After McCain Loss
Witnesses overhear McCain aide Nancy Wallace tell Bounds "your services are no longer needed" before leaving the McCain campaign spokesman tied to a tree.
Developing...
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Friday, October 31, 2008
Infomercial Lobbyists vs. Tucker Bounds
A press release from the Electronic Retailing Association, the direct marketers trade association. Courtesy of Marc Ambinder...
Last night, the Barack Obama campaign took an unprecedented step in the history of the infomercial, by running concurrently on several networks in the prime time half-hour beginning at 8 p.m. to make an appeal to voters in the form of an infomercial. The John McCain camp, led by spokesperson Tucker Bounds responded, "As anyone who has bought anything from an infomercial knows, the sales-job is always better than the product. Buyer beware."
Rick Petry, Acting President and CEO of the Electronic Retailing Association, a trade association that represents direct marketers that use electronic means including infomercials, had this response. "To use a political agenda to indict an entire genre of advertising by portraying it in such a negative light is patently unfair. It would be like charging an entire industry and everyone associated with it, say politics for example, as being scurrilous. We at ERA will be the first to tell you that there are some who use this method of advertising inappropriately, which is why we have an independent self-regulation program, ERSP ( http://www.narcpartners.org/ersp/index.aspx ), administered by the National Advertising Review Council in partnership with the Council of Better Business Bureau. With this watchdog mechanism in place, claims have to be proven; a standard that politicians are not required to live up to. The fact is infomercials have been used by not only start-ups with unique products, but successful brands such as Kodak and Mercedes Benz, even the U.S. Navy."
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Joe Gives Tucker a Courtesy Flush
Following up on a previous Out of Bounds exclusive regarding the Secret Service investigating Tucker Bounds for a floater left in the Straight Talk Express toilet, our friends over at Joey the Plumber are reporting that John McCain's newest running mate, Joe the Plumber, has been commissioned to fix the toilet problem.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
MotherTucker
The McCain campaign just released the following statement through spokesman Tucker Bounds:Instead of acknowledging the real differences that exist in this election, Barack Obama is using America’s economic crisis to deflect legitimate criticisms of himself and his record. Now, more than ever, Americans should be scrutinizing Barack Obama’s role in shielding Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac from increased regulation. Voters deserve a real debate about Barack Obama’s proposals for one trillion dollars in new government spending and tax increases on small businesses – when Americans can afford neither. At a time when hardworking families face uncertainty and a historic decision in November, they expect more than Barack Obama’s self-interested calls to stifle any inquiry into his record or his past.
Apparently, Barack Obama is using the economic crisis to distract you from the REAL issues facing this country.
Monday, October 6, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
Bound and Beaten
Presidential nominee Barack Obama says that playing a little basketball before debates keeps him calm. Apparently, Vice Presidential nominee feels the same way about hockey. The self-proclaimed hockey mom engaged in a little pre-debate hockey with McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds. However, the friendly game quickly devolved into an all out brawl. As one witness described it, "one second they were employing the Mighty Ducks style 'Flying V' formation and the next second Governor Palin was kicking Tucker Bounds ass!"
Developing...
Developing...
Monday, September 29, 2008
It Was Bound to Happen - Out of Bounds Gets a Shout Out
An Out of Bounds reader caught the following exchange on MSNBC.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Ladies and Gentlemen... Tucker Bounds (and Nancy Pfotenhauer)
So this is what a suspended campaign looks like...
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
It Was Bound to Happen
McCain campaign spokesperson Tucker Bounds was apparently a bit confused as to who he was working for this morning, as an observant Out of Bounds reader sent us this picture of Bounds spending the day with Die Hard's John McLane, rather than his rightful boss, John McCain.
Developing...
Developing...
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Flashback: July 29, 2008 - John McCain Does Not Speak for the McCain Campaign
Ladies and Gentlemen... Tucker Bounds
Monday, September 22, 2008
Road-Bound
Fresh off the news that John McCain and wife Cindy own 13 cars (to Barack and Michelle Obama's 1), the following picture of Mr. McCain and spokesman Tucker Bounds riding in one of those vehicles was taken earlier this morning.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
Breaking: Tucker Bounds Suspended for Campaign Error
A source has confirmed to Out of Bounds that McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds has been "benched temporarily" for a massive blunder, which appears below.
Developing...
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Obama Bound?
An observant Out of Bounds reader pointed out an interesting button appearing on Tucker Bounds recently...
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Tucker Bounds Takes A Much Deserved Day Off
McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds took a much deserved day off from the campaign yesterday, using his time off to take a nice swim in one of John McCain's many pools (Out of Bounds is still trying to determine which house Senator McCain allowed Bounds to use).
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
Tuckered Out?
It's been a number of days since we last heard from McCain campaign spokesman/Superdouche Tucker Bounds. If you have any updates on his whereabouts, please post in the comments.
Perhaps he is still recovering from the unfair and outrageous bludgeoning he took at the hands of CNN's Campbell Brown.
Perhaps he is still recovering from the unfair and outrageous bludgeoning he took at the hands of CNN's Campbell Brown.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Is Tucker's Behavior Out of Bounds?
Perhaps this is why Governor Sarah Palin was never vetted. Instead of vetting John McCain's Vice Presidential pick, Tucker Bounds was too busy peeping at Palin's young daughters...
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
A Tale of Two Tuckers
Tucker Carlson, get your resume ready. The McCain campaign appears to be revealing their pro-Tucker bias, hiring South Carolina political strategist Tucker Eskew, a man who helped George W. Bush slime Mr. McCain during the 2000 Republican primary. You can't have too many Tuckers.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Celebrity Bound?
Tucker Bounds takes every opportunity to label Senator Barack Obama a celebrity. However, as one astute Out of Bounds reader noted, perhaps Mr. Bounds should look in the mirror as he appeared not once, but twice in the Sex and the City Movie...
Exclusive: Tucker Bounds 2008 Valentines Day Cards
Out of Bounds was able to obtain an exclusive picture of Tucker Bounds 2008 Valentines Day cards. The card appears below...
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