It Was Bound to Happen - Out of Bounds Gets a Shout Out

An Out of Bounds reader caught the following exchange on MSNBC.

Ladies and Gentlemen... Tucker Bounds

Flashback: June 12, 1994 - Tucker Bounds Brutally Murders Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman

Ladies and Gentlemen... Tucker Bounds (and Nancy Pfotenhauer)

So this is what a suspended campaign looks like...

It Was Bound to Happen

McCain campaign spokesperson Tucker Bounds was apparently a bit confused as to who he was working for this morning, as an observant Out of Bounds reader sent us this picture of Bounds spending the day with Die Hard's John McLane, rather than his rightful boss, John McCain.

Developing...

Flashback: July 29, 2008 - John McCain Does Not Speak for the McCain Campaign

Ladies and Gentlemen... Tucker Bounds

Ladies and Gentlemen... Tucker Bounds

Road-Bound

Fresh off the news that John McCain and wife Cindy own 13 cars (to Barack and Michelle Obama's 1), the following picture of Mr. McCain and spokesman Tucker Bounds riding in one of those vehicles was taken earlier this morning.

Ladies and Gentlemen... Tucker Bounds

Breaking: Tucker Bounds Suspended for Campaign Error

A source has confirmed to Out of Bounds that McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds has been "benched temporarily" for a massive blunder, which appears below.

Developing...

Iraqis Pull Down Statues of Tucker Bounds

Tucker Bounds Executes Clinton-backer (and Fugitive) Norman Hsu

Tucker Bounds Goes Hunting With Sarah Palin

Separated At Birth?

Left: Tucker Bounds; Right: Comedian Dana Carvey

Obama Bound?

An observant Out of Bounds reader pointed out an interesting button appearing on Tucker Bounds recently...

Separated At Birth?

Left: Tucker Bounds; Right: Actor Peter Krause

Ladies and Gentlemen... Tucker Bounds

Tucker Bounds Takes A Much Deserved Day Off

McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds took a much deserved day off from the campaign yesterday, using his time off to take a nice swim in one of John McCain's many pools (Out of Bounds is still trying to determine which house Senator McCain allowed Bounds to use).

Breaking: Tucker Bounds Punches Woman in Face

Tuckered Out?

It's been a number of days since we last heard from McCain campaign spokesman/Superdouche Tucker Bounds. If you have any updates on his whereabouts, please post in the comments.

Perhaps he is still recovering from the unfair and outrageous bludgeoning he took at the hands of CNN's Campbell Brown.

Father-Bound?

Now I don't want to make any accusations, but the resemblance is uncanny...

Is Tucker's Behavior Out of Bounds?

Perhaps this is why Governor Sarah Palin was never vetted. Instead of vetting John McCain's Vice Presidential pick, Tucker Bounds was too busy peeping at Palin's young daughters...

A Tale of Two Tuckers

Tucker Carlson, get your resume ready. The McCain campaign appears to be revealing their pro-Tucker bias, hiring South Carolina political strategist Tucker Eskew, a man who helped George W. Bush slime Mr. McCain during the 2000 Republican primary. You can't have too many Tuckers.

Ladies and Gentlemen... Tucker Bounds