Hollywood Bound

With John McCain's loss on November 4th came the reality that his campaign staff would need to find new work. While many returned to Washington to continue with their lives as they were before joining the McCain campaign, Tucker Bounds' new-found celebrity afforded him different opportunities. So the former campaign spokesman, and certified douche, packed up his car and drove out to Hollywood to begin a career in acting. The poster for his first feature film appears below:

Tucker Bound After McCain Loss

Witnesses overhear McCain aide Nancy Wallace tell Bounds "your services are no longer needed" before leaving the McCain campaign spokesman tied to a tree.

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Ladies and Gentlemen... Tucker Bounds